I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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