I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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