Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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