So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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