Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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