Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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