Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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