"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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