I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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