Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.