Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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