Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
