FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i came on her dog
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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