His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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