i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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