Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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