i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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