sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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