Is it normal to miss your booty call?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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