Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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