Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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