no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Even my vagina gasped.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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