nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm both gender and math confused
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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