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Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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