are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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