He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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