I'm eating all of the evidence.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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