And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Woke up backwards on a recliner
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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