Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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