what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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