I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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