Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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