Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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