We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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