It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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