Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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