She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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