my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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