At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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