dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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