dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
