thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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