Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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