Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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