Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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