Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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