I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
smell my finger.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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