You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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