Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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