Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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