so that wasnt chicken after all
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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