Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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