I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
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Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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