were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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