Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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